I delve into life's pages fervently to decipher it's meaning. The world is my canvas - the keyboard is my brush. We are dreams awakening - stars lighting the path to Love.
Another perspective is gossip does not exist. As you choose to be honest with yourself, you realize everything you think and feel is already transparent. You have nothing to be self-conscious about as everyone already reads you loud and clear, even if they do not let on. You may be the last to know...
A man goes into a pet store where he was admiring a beautiful parrot. He noticed that the parrot had a string tied to each leg. "Excuse me," said the man to the pet shop owner, "why does the parrot have a string tied to each of his legs?" The pet shop owner said "Pull the string and see for yourself" So the man pulled the string on the parrot's right leg and the parrot recited the 10 Commandments. Then the man pulled the string on the left leg and the parrot recited the Lord's Prayer. "What does he do if I pull both strings at the same time?" asked the man. "I'll fall on my ass, you idiot" replied the parrot.
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That made me laugh and reminded me of several risque parrot jokes
Another perspective is gossip does not exist. As you choose to be honest with yourself, you realize everything you think and feel is already transparent. You have nothing to be self-conscious about as everyone already reads you loud and clear, even if they do not let on. You may be the last to know...
Grace,
I would like to hear those jokes sometimes. ;D
Liara,
Another perspective - do everything with love and love will speak for itself.
Ha ha ha, I love that quote!
A man goes into a pet store where he was admiring a beautiful parrot. He noticed that the parrot had a string tied to each leg. "Excuse me," said the man to the pet shop owner, "why does the parrot have a string tied to each of his legs?" The pet shop owner said "Pull the string and see for yourself" So the man pulled the string on the parrot's right leg and the parrot recited the 10 Commandments. Then the man pulled the string on the left leg and the parrot recited the Lord's Prayer. "What does he do if I pull both strings at the same time?" asked the man. "I'll fall on my ass, you idiot" replied the parrot.
Hi Wendy,
It's a good one isn't it? LOL.
Hi Grace,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm going to remember this one for a long time. Still laughing.
Thanks for sharing this with us.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
Love speaks volumes in silence.
Liara,
It speaks in action, silence, gestures, memories, throughout infinity.
Oh that's great. I shall have to remember that quote.
Hi Uber,
Please do. It's a great one to add to your mental agenda.
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